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Va. lawmaker wants to ban trailer hitch testicles

Who said our politicians don't have balls? From AP-

RICHMOND, Va. - Drive in Virginia with outsized rubber replica testicles dangling from your trailer hitch and face a fine under a bill before the General Assembly.

Taste and even decency notwithstanding, Del. Lionel Spruill introduced the bill Tuesday as a safety measure: male genitalia swaying from a car distracts other drivers.

His bill would make displaying the ornamentation a misdemeanor punishable by a fine of up to $250.


The idea and motivation, however, came from a constituent upset that his young daughter had caught sight of the facsimile sex organs and asked what they were.

``I didn't know what to tell her,'' Spruill said, quoting the constituent, whom he refused to identify.

You know I prefer people not hang such things for public display at the same time wishing our public officials would find something more meaningful to do with their time.

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Comments (6)

I like them, it lets me kno... (Below threshold)
DoubleU:

I like them, it lets me know who the really stupid people on the road are.

"I didn't know what to tell... (Below threshold)
marc:

"I didn't know what to tell her," Spruill said

Umm.. how about the all too common white lie parents are faced with. Tell her they are marbles in a bag.

I mean really, there's not much difference.

And yes this ass-hatted politician needs to find a more fruitful use of his and the taxpayers time and money.

And BTW, I agree with the c... (Below threshold)
marc:

And BTW, I agree with the commenter at the link I provided: "When nuts on trucks are outlawed, only outlaws in trucks will have nuts?"

Now I won't know what part ... (Below threshold)
Alan Orfi:

Now I won't know what part of my car to kick when it breaks down...

So now no balls are allowed... (Below threshold)

So now no balls are allowed in Virginia?

Hell, I knew that when they elected Tim Kaine as Governor . . .

Alan Orfi, now you owe me a... (Below threshold)
Scrapiron:

Alan Orfi, now you owe me a cleaning wipe for my computer screen. I'll have to put a set on my sorry Ford so i'll have a target to kick.




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